The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for Therewillbe.games don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap.

Hell, the Brits even have a pudding and tea advantage card. That is why you'll find crew cards to enhance your tank.

It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. A simple Movement Phase, Shooting Phase, and Command Phase is all you will need to understand to go forth to victory. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Now, I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed.but it does make for a more satisfying gaming experience. (Okay, all the tank battles use a point system so that everyone is on a even playing field between different tanks and crew modifiers). That's why World of Tanks includes this big, honking arrow for movement. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. When you were kids, you all admired Fantasy Flight's X-wing Star Wars miniatures game, but instead of a flighty Baa Baa Black Sheep game, we're playing in the big leagues: with the toughest medium-sized Tanks. And Galeforce 9 is abiding us with waves of additional tanks planned to add to this starter set. All real Americans love the sting of battle and if we can scream “Give me all the stuff!” while we do it, it fuels our patriotic consumerism. Americans, traditionally, love to collect tiny pieces of plastic. Some of us are just a bit.obsessive when it comes to these kind of games. Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won World of Tanks by dying for his country. If we are not VICTORIOUS, let no man come back alive!īe seated. Is that CLEAR? We're gonna attack all night, we're gonna attack tomorrow morning.

X-wing.You magnificent bastard, I read your book!

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